starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

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volouminous:

*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

*sighs* You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is
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Why girls don’t fart.

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Oh my gosh, my mom was supposed to come back from Virginia today but apparently she got bit by a spider and had to be rushed into urgent care.

She sent my sister pictures and beforehand I didn’t think it would be too bad, but oh god when I saw it the color literally drained from my face.

SHE FUCKING GOT BIT AND HER ENTIRE LOWER LEG AND ANKLE HAD THIS HUGE HUGE PURPLISH BOIL OR BLISTER. SHE SENT A TEXT AND A PIC A FEW MINUTES AFTER THAT SAID “Bubble just popped.” OH MY GOD THE SECOND PICTURE WAS EVEN WORSE THE TOP LAYER AND PROBABLY MORE OF HER SKIN FELL OFF.

My poor mother.. This was like the second time her skin was badly damaged. A few years ago, she had to go to the hospital because her whole hand, and other places on her body, was burned from oil. She had to get a skin graph so she was there for a while.

But seriously, she has endured so much pain throughout her life. She’s really an incredible person. Props to momma. She just keeps pushing forward.

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irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

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nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

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